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Helloh!

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Hey girl, you look like two tons of canned tomatoes. And you know what? I’m a forklift. And you know what? We’re in a grocery store warehouse. And you know what? You need to be put up on that shelf. So guess what? Imma pick you up.
Grace Helbig. Queen of pick up lines  (via adayofthek)