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Helloh!

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My dream of dreams has always been to publish a book. And so the fact that I’m going to be able to say like, “Hannah Hart, author,” and think of myself in that way is deeply, deeply exciting and rewarding and absolutely wonderful. With My Drunk Kitchen, one of the only motivations to do it was entirely based around, “Okay, people want to see more episodes of this! That’s fun and cool!” And then it was, well maybe one day I can write a book! So I’m really proud of it. I’ve been working on it for 2 years. It’s half self-help parody. So it’s like recipes for self-doubt. Like how to get motivated. “Don’t hate yourself, hate that cake!” (x)

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bronephreinel:

 Imagine Person A singing “You are my sunshine” as Person B slowly dies in their arms

what THE FUCK 

I DIDN’T FUCKING NEED THAT RIGHT NOW

FUCK YOU

imagine if person b sung it to comfort person a

YOU’RE NOT HELPING.

No but Person B “Please don’t take my sunshine…” and then Person A lightly whispers “away.” and starts sobbing.

did you mean season 3 ep. 10 of the l word 

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Hey girl, you look like two tons of canned tomatoes. And you know what? I’m a forklift. And you know what? We’re in a grocery store warehouse. And you know what? You need to be put up on that shelf. So guess what? Imma pick you up.
Grace Helbig. Queen of pick up lines  (via adayofthek)

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